Funny, fat and furry. Too clever for my own good! Looking for female 30-40, non-smoker, no kids, educated, sense of humour, must speak English. You need to be patient and tolerant as I am crazy! I work hard, am OK socially, do not smoke, drink socially, need to lose weight (used to be very active sportsman), I am a creative person who likes to have fun with other people.I read nothing but science now, but that may change. I don't watch much TV and do not go to discos anymore! If you really push me, my high school French suddenly returns and is useful when looking for the washroom. I am thoughtful, but not always considerate, go too far sometimes and need spanking! Bad David! They don't call me Dr Evil for nothing! Lastly, I am English, living in Canada.